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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 13th November 2018

Dilbert//10804, first published eight years ago on Tuesday 13th November 2018

Bad Mouthing Ted's Code


Tags

boss, computer software, engineering, managers & supervisors, office workers, sarcasm, technology


Official transcript

Boss: I want you to take over Ted's software upgrade. Can you finish that in a week?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I WANT YOU TO TAKE OVER TED'S SOFTWARE UPGRADE. CAN YOU FINISH THAT IN A WEEK?

ARE YOU KIDDING?

IT WILL TAKE A WEEK JUST TO BADMOUTH HIS EXISTING CODE TO EVERYONE WITHIN WALKING DISTANCE.

IS THAT PART NECESSARY?

LIKE WATER TO A FISH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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