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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 14th November 2018

Dilbert//10805, first published eight years ago on Wednesday 14th November 2018

Complaining About Ted


Tags

complaining, computer software, engineering, office, office workers


Official transcript

Dilbert: I took over Ted's software project. Everything he did was inefficient and stupid. Okay, we're done here. I'm checking you off my list.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I TOOK OVER TED'S SOFTWARE PROJECT.

EVERYTHING HE DID WAS INEFFICIENT AND STUPID.

OKAY, WERE DONE HERE. IM CHECKING YOU OFF MY LIST.

HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU COMPLAINING TO?

I TRIMMED THE LIST TO THREE HUNDRED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The Software Project"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in, revolves around Ted's software project. The conversation unfolds as follows:

  • A woman approaches Ted, expressing disappointment with his project's quality, labeling it "inefficient and stupid."
  • Ted responds by stating that he has completed the project and is checking it off his list.
  • The woman inquires about the number of people Ted is complaining to, and Ted responds by trimming the list to three hundred.

The comic strip humorously portrays Ted's attempt to downsize his complaints while maintaining his list.

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