Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 17th November 2018

Dilbert//10808, first published eight years ago on Saturday 17th November 2018

No Internet

Tags

business, complaining, engineering, office workers, technology

Official transcript

Boss: The network will be down all day, but try to do what you can without it.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE NETWORK WILL BE DOWN ALL DAY, BUT TRY TO DO WHAT YOU CAN WITHOUT IT.

WHAT CAN WE DO WITHOUT IT BESIDES DRINK COFFEE, COMPLAIN, AND WHITTLE?

NO KNIVES AT WORK.

HOLD OFF ON THE WHITTLING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "No Knives at Work"

Summary:

The comic strip features a group of coworkers discussing the rules of their workplace. The first panel shows a sign that reads, "THE NETWORK WILL BE DOWN ALL DAY, BUT TRY TO DO WHAT YOU CAN WITHOUT IT." In the second panel, one employee asks, "WHAT CAN WE DO WITHOUT IT BESIDES DRINK COFFEE, COMPLAIN, AND WHITTLE?" The third panel reveals that whittling is prohibited, with a sign stating, "NO KNIVES AT WORK. HOLD OFF ON THE WHITTLING." The comic strip humorously highlights the quirks of office life and the absurdity of workplace rules.

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