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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 17th November 2018

Dilbert//10808, first published eight years ago on Saturday 17th November 2018

No Internet


Tags

business, complaining, engineering, office workers, technology


Official transcript

Boss: The network will be down all day, but try to do what you can without it.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THE NETWORK WILL BE DOWN ALL DAY, BUT TRY TO DO WHAT YOU CAN WITHOUT IT.

WHAT CAN WE DO WITHOUT IT BESIDES DRINK COFFEE, COMPLAIN, AND WHITTLE?

NO KNIVES AT WORK.

HOLD OFF ON THE WHITTLING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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