Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 18th November 2018

Dilbert//10809, first published eight years ago on Sunday 18th November 2018

Tags

boss, engineering, frustration, managers & supervisors, office workers, work, schedule

Official transcript

Dilbert: I finished coding the new feature.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I FINISHED CODING THE NEW FEATURE.

WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?

IT TOOK AS LONG AS IT NEEDED TO TAKE.

YOU'RE BEHIND SCHEDULE.

I'M NOT THE ONE WHO CREATED THE SCHEDULE! THAT WAS YOU!!!

MAYBE YOU SHOULD FIRE YOURSELF FOR BEING SO BAD AT MAKING SCHEDULES.

THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?

THEY'RE STARTING TO CATCH ON THAT MOST OF WHAT I SAY DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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