Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 21st November 2018

Dilbert//10812, first published eight years ago on Wednesday 21st November 2018

Bitter Losers

Tags

boss, idea, lying, managers & supervisors, office workers, promotion

Official transcript

Boss: I'm promoting Ted for coming up with a genius idea to reduce our software expenses.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M PROMOTING TED FOR COMING UP WITH A GENIUS IDEA TO REDUCE OUR SOFTWARE EXPENSES.

THAT WAS ACTUALLY MY IDEA. ALL TED DID WAS TELL YOU IT WAS HIS IDEA.

HOW DO YOU PUT UP WITH THESE BITTER LOSERS?

THE PROMOTION HELPS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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