Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 22nd November 2018

Dilbert//10813, first published eight years ago on Thursday 22nd November 2018

Teach Employees To Code

Tags

boss, computers, engineering, managers & supervisors, office workers, teaching, smart

Official transcript

Boss: The job market is so tight we can't find any programmers. So I want you to teach some of our employees how to code.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE JOB MARKET IS SO TIGHT WE CAN'T FIND ANY PROGRAMMERS.

SO I WANT YOU TO TEACH SOME OF OUR EMPLOYEES HOW TO CODE.

YOU MEAN THE SMART ONES, I HOPE.

NO, WE NEED THE SMART ONES IN THEIR CURRENT JOBS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Job Market is So Tight We Can't Find Any Programmers"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between a man and a woman in an office setting. The man, who is balding, is trying to teach the woman's employees how to code. However, he is met with resistance from the woman, who points out that they need "smart ones" in their current jobs.

Key Points:

• The job market is so tight that they can't find any programmers.
• The man wants to teach the woman's employees how to code.
• The woman is hesitant, citing the need for "smart ones" in their current jobs.
• The conversation highlights the challenges of finding qualified programmers in a competitive job market.

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