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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 22nd November 2018

Dilbert//10813, first published eight years ago on Thursday 22nd November 2018

Teach Employees To Code


Tags

boss, computers, engineering, managers & supervisors, office workers, teaching, smart


Official transcript

Boss: The job market is so tight we can't find any programmers. So I want you to teach some of our employees how to code.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THE JOB MARKET IS SO TIGHT WE CAN'T FIND ANY PROGRAMMERS.

SO I WANT YOU TO TEACH SOME OF OUR EMPLOYEES HOW TO CODE.

YOU MEAN THE SMART ONES, I HOPE.

NO, WE NEED THE SMART ONES IN THEIR CURRENT JOBS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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