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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 23rd November 2018

Dilbert//10814, first published eight years ago on Friday 23rd November 2018

Teaches The Dumb People


Tags

computers, insults, marketing, office workers, sales, teaching, smart


Official transcript

Dilbert: My boss asked me to teach a class on coding because it is hard to find programmers in this job market. Are there any smart people in the class or do you all work in marketing and sales?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

MY BOSS ASKED ME TO TEACH A CLASS ON CODING BECAUSE IT IS HARD TO FIND PROGRAMMERS IN THIS JOB MARKET.

ARE THERE ANY SMART PEOPLE IN THE CLASS OR DO YOU ALL WORK IN MARKETING AND SALES?

WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

THANK YOU.

IS ANYONE ELSE IN SALES?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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