Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 7th December 2018

Dilbert//10828, first published eight years ago on Friday 7th December 2018

Keeping The Worthless People

Tags

boss, employees, managers & supervisors, salary, incompetence

Official transcript

Boss: I've noticed that 20% of my employees do 80% of the work around here. But I need to keep all of the worthless employees because my pay is based on how many people report to me.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IVE NOTICED THAT 20% OF MY EMPLOYEES DO 80% OF THE WORK AROUND HERE.

BUT I NEED TO KEEP ALL OF THE WORTHLESS EMPLOYEES BECAUSE MY PAY IS BASED ON HOW MANY PEOPLE REPORT TO ME.

DOESN'T THEIR INCOMPETENCE BOTHER YOU?

NOT SINCE I FOUND A WAY TO GET PAID FOR IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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