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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 8th December 2018

Dilbert//10829, first published eight years ago on Saturday 8th December 2018

Horse Blinders


Tags

communication, employees, office, office workers, work


Official transcript

Dilbert: I added horse blinders to my noise-cancellation headphones. You tried to ruin my productivity by moving to an open office plan, but I have thwarted your evil ambitions.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I ADDED HORSE BLINDERS TO MY NOISE-CANCELLATION HEADPHONES.

YOU TRIED TO RUIN MY PRODUCTIVITY BY MOVING TO AN OPEN OFFICE PLAN, BUT I HAVE THWARTED YOUR EVIL AMBITIONS.

EXPERTS SAY THE OPEN PLAN IS BETTER FOR COM - MUNI - CATION.

ARE YOU TALKING?

I CAN'T TELL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The Open Plan Office: A Nightmare for Productivity"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 2018, features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a red shirt, who is struggling to work in an open-plan office. The strip consists of three panels, each highlighting Dilbert's frustration with the office layout.

Panel 1: Dilbert is shown wearing horse blinders and noise-cancellation headphones, attempting to block out the distractions around him. He exclaims, "I added horse blinders to my noise-cancellation headphones."

Panel 2: Dilbert is depicted holding a megaphone, shouting at an unseen colleague, "You tried to ruin my productivity by moving to an open office plan, but I have thwarted your evil ambitions."

Panel 3: Dilbert is shown speaking into the megaphone, saying, "Experts say the open plan is better for communication. Are you talking? I can't tell."

The comic strip humorously highlights the challenges of working in an open-plan office, where distractions and noise can hinder productivity. Dilbert's creative solutions, such as using horse blinders and noise-cancellation headphones, are comical and relatable. The strip pokes fun at the idea that open-plan offices are designed to foster collaboration and communication, but often lead to frustration and decreased productivity.

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