Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 13th December 2018

Dilbert//10834, first published eight years ago on Thursday 13th December 2018

Alice Writes Own Review

Tags

boss, managers & supervisors, office, office workers, performance, sarcasm, review

Official transcript

Boss: I'm asking everyone to write their own performance reviews.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M ASKING EVERYONE TO WRITE THEIR OWN PERFORMANCE REVIEWS.

"SHE SHONE LIKE THE LIGHT OF A THOUSAND SUNS." SLOP SOME JARGON ON THAT AND PUT A BOW ON IT.

GOT IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Performance Review"

Summary:

• A manager asks employees to write their own performance reviews.
• An employee writes a review that quotes a famous poem, "She shone like the light of a thousand suns."
• The manager is unimpressed and tells the employee to "slop some jargon on that and put a bow on it."

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