Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 13th December 2018

Dilbert//10834, first published eight years ago on Thursday 13th December 2018

Alice Writes Own Review

Tags

boss, managers & supervisors, office, office workers, performance, sarcasm, review

Official transcript

Boss: I'm asking everyone to write their own performance reviews.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M ASKING EVERYONE TO WRITE THEIR OWN PERFORMANCE REVIEWS.

"SHE SHONE LIKE THE LIGHT OF A THOUSAND SUNS." SLOP SOME JARGON ON THAT AND PUT A BOW ON IT.

GOT IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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