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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 12th December 2018

Dilbert//10833, first published eight years ago on Wednesday 12th December 2018

Write Your Own Review


Tags

boss, managers & supervisors, office, office workers, performance, sarcasm


Official transcript

Boss: I need you to write your own performance review for my signature.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I NEED YOU TO WRITE YOUR OWN PERFORMANCE REVIEW FOR MY SIGNATURE.

I'LL SIGN IT FOR YOU TOO. I SEE NO REASON FOR YOU TO BE INVOLVED.

PUT SOMETHING IN THERE ABOUT INSUBORDINATION GOT IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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