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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 12th December 2018

Dilbert//10833, first published eight years ago on Wednesday 12th December 2018

Write Your Own Review


Tags

boss, managers & supervisors, office, office workers, performance, sarcasm


Official transcript

Boss: I need you to write your own performance review for my signature.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I NEED YOU TO WRITE YOUR OWN PERFORMANCE REVIEW FOR MY SIGNATURE.

I'LL SIGN IT FOR YOU TOO. I SEE NO REASON FOR YOU TO BE INVOLVED.

PUT SOMETHING IN THERE ABOUT INSUBORDINATION GOT IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Insubordination"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive hairstyle, sitting at a desk in front of his boss. The boss demands that Dilbert write his own performance review, which Dilbert reluctantly agrees to do. However, Dilbert then proceeds to write a scathing review of his boss, accusing him of being involved in various nefarious activities. The boss is shocked and outraged by the review, and Dilbert responds by saying "Got it." The strip is a humorous commentary on the challenges of working in a bureaucratic organization and the importance of speaking truth to power.

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