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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 24th December 2018

Dilbert//10845, first published eight years ago on Monday 24th December 2018

Ask Ted


Tags

employees, insults, office workers, sarcasm, technology


Official transcript

Man: Do you have the test data?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DO YOU HAVE THE TEST DATA?

NO.

ASK TED.

TED SAID YOU HAVE IT.

I SAY TED HAS IT.

ONE OF YOU MUST DISLIKE ME.

THAT'S NOT TRUE.

IT COULD BE BOTH OF US.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The Test Data Dilemma"

Summary:

This 'Dilbert' comic strip revolves around a conversation between two coworkers, Ted and Dilbert, about test data. The conversation unfolds as follows:

  • Dilbert asks Ted if he has the test data, to which Ted responds with a "no."
  • Dilbert then asks Ted to provide the test data, and Ted says he has it.
  • However, when Dilbert asks Ted to say "Ted has it," Ted responds with "one of you must dislike me."
  • The conversation concludes with Dilbert stating, "that's not true. It could be both of us."

The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of the conversation and the potential for miscommunication in a workplace setting.

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