Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 24th December 2018

Dilbert//10845, first published eight years ago on Monday 24th December 2018

Ask Ted

Tags

employees, insults, office workers, sarcasm, technology

Official transcript

Man: Do you have the test data?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DO YOU HAVE THE TEST DATA?

NO.

ASK TED.

TED SAID YOU HAVE IT.

I SAY TED HAS IT.

ONE OF YOU MUST DISLIKE ME.

THAT'S NOT TRUE.

IT COULD BE BOTH OF US.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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