Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 25th December 2018

Dilbert//10846, first published eight years ago on Tuesday 25th December 2018

Illegal Plan

Tags

business ethics, legal, managers & supervisors, office workers, suspicious

Official transcript

Dilbert: Your plan doesn't sound legal.I'm not comfortable with it.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOUR PLAN DOESN'T SOUND LEGAL. I'M NOT COMFORTABLE WITH IT.

WE BREAK THE LAW ALL THE TIME.

IT HASN'T BEEN A PROBLEM YET.

DO YOU FEEL BETTER NOW?

WHAT'S YOUR POSITION ON KILLING ALL WITNESSES?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Killing All Witnesses"

Summary:

• The comic strip depicts a lawyer questioning a witness in court.
• The lawyer asks if the witness feels better now that the law has been broken all the time.
• The witness responds by asking what position the lawyer is in on killing all witnesses.

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