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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 26th December 2018

Dilbert//10847, first published eight years ago on Wednesday 26th December 2018

Boss Has A Vision For The Company


Tags

managers & supervisors, obliviousness, office workers, sarcasm, listen


Official transcript

Boss: And that's my vision for the company.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

AND THAT'S MY VISION FOR THE COMPANY.

ALL YOU DID WAS LIST THE PROJECTS WE ARE ALREADY WORKING ON WHILE MAKING IT SOUND LIKE ASTROLOGY.

IN MY DEFENSE, I DIDN'T THINK ANY OF YOU WERE LISTENING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Astrology at Work"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a meeting where an employee presents their vision for the company, only to be met with skepticism and dismissal by their colleagues. The employee's proposal is based on astrology, which is not taken seriously by the others. The strip humorously highlights the challenges of presenting unconventional ideas in a professional setting.

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