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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 28th December 2018

Dilbert//10849, first published eight years ago on Friday 28th December 2018

Fetching Coffee


Tags

elderly, engineering, men and women, office workers


Official transcript

Ned: They call me "Old Ned as if I haven't kept up with the times. But watch me tell you to fetch me some coffee from Starbucks just like the young folks do.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THEY CALL ME "OLD NED" AS IF I HAVENT KEPT UP WITH THE TIMES.

BUT WATCH ME TELL YOU TO FETCH ME SOME COFFEE FROM STAR - BUCKS JUST LIKE THE YOUNG FOLKS DO.

IM A SENIOR SOFTWARE ENGINEER IM NOT GETTING ANY LESS THIRSTY HERE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Coffee Connoisseur"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features Dilbert, a software engineer, and his coworker, Alice.
  • Dilbert is frustrated with his coworkers' lack of enthusiasm for his coffee recommendations.
  • He claims to be a senior software engineer, implying expertise in his field.
  • Despite his claims, he is portrayed as a bit of a know-it-all, with a condescending attitude towards his coworkers.
  • The strip pokes fun at the stereotype of tech professionals being overly confident and dismissive of others' opinions.

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