Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 29th December 2018

Dilbert//10850, first published eight years ago on Saturday 29th December 2018

Alice Gets Mandatory Training

Tags

complaining, office workers, punishment, threat

Official transcript

Alice: I can't work with old Ned. He's a sexist, racist, bigoted troglodyte.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CAN'T WORK WITH OLD NED. HE'S A SEXIST, RACIST, BIGOTED TROGLODYTE.

NAME-CALLING IS NOT ALLOWED IN THIS COMPANY. I SENTENCE YOU TO THREE WEEKS OF MANDATORY TRAINING.

I COULD STRANGLE YOU WITH YOUR OWN TAIL.

SIX WEEKS!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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