Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 1st January 2019

Dilbert//10853, first published seven years ago on Tuesday 1st January 2019

New Year's Day

Tags

holidays, new year's day, sarcasm

Official transcript

Dilbert: Happy random calendar date. I'll be celebrating by doing nothing fun or useful all day because everything is closed.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HAPPY RANDOM CALENDAR DATE.

I'LL BE CELEBRATING BY DOING NOTHING FUN OR USEFUL ALL DAY BECAUSE EVERY THING IS CLOSED.

YOU COULD VISIT YOUR MOM HOW'S THAT DIFFERENT FROM WHAT I JUST SAID?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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