Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 31st December 2018

Dilbert//10852, first published eight years ago on Monday 31st December 2018

New Year Resolution

Tags

holidays, new year, sarcasm, weight, new year's resolutions

Official transcript

Carol: Do you have any New Year's resolutions?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DO YOU HAVE ANY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS?

I RESOLVE TO NOT MAKE MAJOR DECISIONS ABOUT MY LIFE BASED ON RANDOM CALENDAR DATES.

SO.

NOTHING ABOUT YOUR WEIGHT?

WORST HOLIDAY EVER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Worst Holiday Ever"

Summary:

This comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled, balding man with a distinctive hairstyle, sitting at his desk. He is engaged in a conversation with a woman who asks him about his New Year's resolutions.

• Dilbert responds by stating that he has not made any major decisions about his life based on random calendar dates.
• The woman expresses her disappointment, saying that this is the "worst holiday ever."
• Dilbert asks her what she means by "worst holiday ever," and she explains that it is because he has not made any New Year's resolutions.
• Dilbert responds by saying that he does not care about his weight, implying that he has no intention of making any changes to his lifestyle.
• The woman is visibly upset, and the comic strip ends with her walking away from Dilbert's desk.

Key Takeaways:

• Dilbert is not interested in making any changes to his life based on random calendar dates.
• The woman is disappointed by Dilbert's lack of enthusiasm for making New Year's resolutions.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of making New Year's resolutions and the pressure to conform to societal expectations.

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