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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 31st December 2018

Dilbert//10852, first published eight years ago on Monday 31st December 2018

New Year Resolution


Tags

holidays, new year, sarcasm, weight, new year's resolutions


Official transcript

Carol: Do you have any New Year's resolutions?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DO YOU HAVE ANY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS?

I RESOLVE TO NOT MAKE MAJOR DECISIONS ABOUT MY LIFE BASED ON RANDOM CALENDAR DATES.

SO.

NOTHING ABOUT YOUR WEIGHT?

WORST HOLIDAY EVER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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