Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 3rd January 2019

Dilbert//10855, first published seven years ago on Thursday 3rd January 2019

Firing Ted

Tags

boss, managers & supervisors, office, office workers, panic, suspicious

Official transcript

Boss: Ted, come to my office at five o'clock.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TED, COME TO MY OFFICE AT FIVE O'CLOCK.

GAAA!!! THAT'S WHAT YOU SAY WHEN YOU PLAN TO FIRE PEOPLE!

DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.

ALSO, BRING YOUR KEYS

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Fire Drill"

Summary:

• Ted arrives at his office five minutes early.
• He is informed by his coworker that he will be participating in a fire drill.
• The coworker instructs Ted to bring his keys.
• Ted is confused and unsure of what to do.

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