Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 4th January 2019

Dilbert//10856, first published seven years ago on Friday 4th January 2019

No Raise For Dilbert

Tags

boss, employees, employment, managers & supervisors, office workers, sarcasm, work, salary

Official transcript

Dilbert: Can I have a 25% raise to get my compensation up to market levels?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CAN I HAVE A 25% RAISE TO GET MY COMPENSATION UP TO MARKET LEVELS?

NO OKAY. I'LL JUST WORK 25% LESS BECAUSE YOU WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.

I WOULD KNOW IF YOU DID THAT.

SHOULD I GET BACK TO SEPARATING THE ZEROES FROM THE ONES IN OUR DATABASE?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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