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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 14th January 2019

Dilbert//10866, first published seven years ago on Monday 14th January 2019

Job Is 98 Percent Interruption


Tags

distraction, engineering, frustrated, jobs, office workers, listen


Official transcript

Alice: My job is 2% work and 98% getting interrupted. I can't focus long enough to finish anything.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

MY JOB IS 2% WORK AND 98% GETTING INTERRUPTED.

I CAN'T FOCUS LONG ENOUGH TO FINISH ANYTHING.

ARE YOU DONE? IM TRYING TO WORK.

YOU'RE A BAD LISTENER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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