Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 15th January 2019

Dilbert//10867, first published seven years ago on Tuesday 15th January 2019

More Accurate Job Description

Tags

distraction, frustration, jobs, managers & supervisors, office workers, sarcasm

Official transcript

Dilbert: I updated my job description to be more accurate.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I UPDATED MY JOB DESCRIPTION TO BE MORE ACCURATE.

"I TRY TO DO SOMETHING AND THEN I GET INTERRUPTED A JILLION TIMES UNTIL THE THING NO LONGER MATTERS." SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED SOME EXTRA MICROMANAGING.

I HAVE TO TAKE THIS CALL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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