Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 16th January 2019

Dilbert//10868, first published seven years ago on Wednesday 16th January 2019

Hiring A Millennial

Tags

employees, office workers, sarcasm, smartphone, generation, millennial

Official transcript

Boss: I hired a millennial who was raised by smartphones. He won't make eye contact, and we don't expect him to ever mate.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HIRED A MILLENNIAL WHO WAS RAISED BY SMARTPHONES.

HE WON'T MAKE EYE CONTACT, AND WE DON'T EXPECT HIM TO EVER MATE.

CAN HE SPEAK?

YES, BUT ONLY WITH SARCASM

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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