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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 18th January 2019

Dilbert//10870, first published seven years ago on Friday 18th January 2019

Did Not Know About The Server


Tags

employees, excuses, irritation, managers & supervisors, office workers


Official transcript

Boss: It's been six months now and you still haven't fixed our server issue.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

IT'S BEEN SIX MONTHS NOW AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T FIXED OUR SERVER ISSUE.

I DIDN'T KNOW WE HAD A SERVER ISSUE.

THAT'S NO EXCUSE.

ACTUALLY, IT'S KIND OF A GOOD EXCUSE.

NOW YOU'RE MAKING EXCUSES FOR YOUR EXCUSES!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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