Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 21st January 2019

Dilbert//10873, first published seven years ago on Monday 21st January 2019

Very Smart Phd

Tags

education, intelligence, office workers, sarcasm

Official transcript

Man: Hi. I'm very smart, but I don't know how to do anything.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HI. I'M VERY SMART, BUT I DONT KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING.

WHERE DID YOU GET YOUR PH.D.?

I DIDN'T SAY I HAVE A PH.D.

YOU KINDA DID.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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