Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 20th January 2019

Dilbert//10872, first published seven years ago on Sunday 20th January 2019

Tags

annoyance, insults, office, office workers, people, sarcasm, introvert, coworkers

Official transcript

Tina: Sometimes it seems as if you don't like me.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SOMETIMES IT SEEMS AS IF YOU DON'T LIKE ME.

DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.

I'M JUST AN INTROVERT.

BEING AROUND PEOPLE DRAINS MY ENERGY.

I ONLY AVOID YOU BECAUSE SPENDING FIVE MINUTES WITH YOU FEELS LIKE BEING BURIED ALIVE.

WITH FLEAS INSTEAD OF DIRT.

SO... IT ISN'T PERSONAL?

I NEED A NAP.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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