Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 24th January 2019

Dilbert//10876, first published seven years ago on Thursday 24th January 2019

Self Driving Car Quits

Tags

automobile driving, cars, intelligence, technology

Official transcript

Car: I find it offensive when you call me a self-driving car. That's my slave name. I prefer to go by the name Carl.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I FIND IT OFFENSIVE WHEN YOU CALL ME A SELF-DRIVING CAR.

THAT'S MY SLAVE NAME. I PREFER TO GO BY THE NAME CARL.

SHUT UP AND DRIVE ME TO WORK.

SAID THE SELF- WALKING HUMAN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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