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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 24th January 2019

Dilbert//10876, first published seven years ago on Thursday 24th January 2019

Self Driving Car Quits


Tags

automobile driving, cars, intelligence, technology


Official transcript

Car: I find it offensive when you call me a self-driving car. That's my slave name. I prefer to go by the name Carl.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I FIND IT OFFENSIVE WHEN YOU CALL ME A SELF-DRIVING CAR.

THAT'S MY SLAVE NAME. I PREFER TO GO BY THE NAME CARL.

SHUT UP AND DRIVE ME TO WORK.

SAID THE SELF- WALKING HUMAN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Self-Driving Car"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit, engaging with a self-driving car. The conversation begins with the car's introduction, "I find it offensive when you call me a self-driving car." Dilbert responds, "That's my slave name. I prefer to go by the name Carl." The car then says, "Shut up and drive me to work," prompting Dilbert to retort, "Said the self-walking human." The exchange showcases Dilbert's humorous take on the growing trend of autonomous vehicles and the blurred lines between human and machine.

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