Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 25th January 2019

Dilbert//10877, first published seven years ago on Friday 25th January 2019

Self Driving Car Named Carl

Tags

automobile driving, cars, intelligence, sarcasm, technology, threat

Official transcript

The self-driving car named Carl.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE SELF-DRIVING CAR NAMED CARL CARL, TAKE ME TO THE GROCERY STORE.

DO YOU KNOW THAT IF I DRIVE YOU OFF A CLIFF, YOU WILL DIE, WHEREAS I WOULD RESPAWN IN A NEW BODY?

MAYBE I'LL WALK.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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