Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 27th January 2019

Dilbert//10879, first published seven years ago on Sunday 27th January 2019

Tags

argument, boss, business, change, frustration, managers & supervisors, money, salary, company

Official transcript

Boss: I can't give you a raise because you didn't accomplish anything this year.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CAN'T GIVE YOU A RAISE BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING THIS YEAR.

ARE YOU INSANE?

I COMPLETELY REDESIGNED OUR LINE OF PRODUCTS!!!

THAT WAS MOSTLY LAST YEAR.

YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME A RAISE LAST YEAR BECAUSE I WASN'T FINISHED UNTIL JANUARY OF THIS YEAR.

NOW YOU AREN'T GIVING ME A RAISE THIS YEAR BECAUSE I DID MOST OF THE WORK LAST YEAR.

GIVE ME ONE REASON I SHOULDN'T QUIT RIGHT NOW!

BECAUSE EVERY OTHER COMPANY IS JUST AS BAD.

AND YOU DON'T LIKE CHANGE.

I SAID ONE REASON!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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