Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 26th January 2019

Dilbert//10878, first published seven years ago on Saturday 26th January 2019

Self Driving Car

Tags

automobile driving, cars, intelligence, technology, creepy

Official transcript

Dilbert: My self-driving car quit on me.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY SELF-DRIVING CAR QUIT ON ME.

YOU MEAN IT BROKE DOWN?

NO, I MEAN IT LEFT A NOTE AND DROVE AWAY.

DID YOU WAX IT ENOUGH?

I TRIED, BUT IT KEPT MOANING IN A CREEPY WAY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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