Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 31st January 2019

Dilbert//10883, first published seven years ago on Thursday 31st January 2019

Tweaking Variables

Tags

business, managers & supervisors, office, office workers, strategy, stupidity

Official transcript

Dilbert: I can't get my five-year projections to match what you told the board.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CANT GET MY FIVE-YEAR PROJECTIONS TO MATCH WHAT YOU TOLD THE BOARD.

TRY TWEAKING THE VARIABLES UNTIL THEY DO.

THAT WOULD MAKE ME A LIAR.

NAH. IN FIVE YEARS IT WILL LOOK LIKE ORDINARY STUPIDITY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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