Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 2nd February 2019

Dilbert//10885, first published seven years ago on Saturday 2nd February 2019

Take The Stairs

Tags

birthdays, encouragement, exercise & fitness, health, office, office workers, company, life insurance

Official transcript

Boss: The company encourages you to take the stairs instead of the elevator because it is good for your health.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE COMPANY ENCOURAGES YOU TO TAKE THE STAIRS INSTEAD OF THE ELEVATOR BECAUSE IT IS GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH.

I TAKE THE ELEVATOR BECAUSE MY LIFE INSURANCE DOESN'T PAY OFF IF I KILL MYSELF ALL AT ONCE.

ON ANOTHER TOPIC, WE WILL CELEBRATE BIRTHDAYS THIS MONTH WITH CAKE IN THE BREAK ROOM.

PERFECT.

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collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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