Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 2nd February 2019
Dilbert//10885, first published seven years ago on Saturday 2nd February 2019
Take The Stairs
Tags
birthdays, encouragement, exercise & fitness, health, office, office workers, company, life insurance
Official transcript
Boss: The company encourages you to take the stairs instead of the elevator because it is good for your health.
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
THE COMPANY ENCOURAGES YOU TO TAKE THE STAIRS INSTEAD OF THE ELEVATOR BECAUSE IT IS GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH.
I TAKE THE ELEVATOR BECAUSE MY LIFE INSURANCE DOESN'T PAY OFF IF I KILL MYSELF ALL AT ONCE.
ON ANOTHER TOPIC, WE WILL CELEBRATE BIRTHDAYS THIS MONTH WITH CAKE IN THE BREAK ROOM.
PERFECT.
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collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "Insurance Excuses"
Summary:
- The comic strip revolves around a conversation between three individuals in an office setting.
- One person justifies taking the elevator instead of the stairs, citing life insurance as the reason.
- The other two individuals express skepticism, questioning the logic behind this excuse.
- The conversation is lighthearted and humorous, poking fun at the creative ways people come up with to avoid physical activity.
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