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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 6th February 2019

Dilbert//10889, first published seven years ago on Wednesday 6th February 2019

Meeting Robot's Son


Tags

family & parenting, hungry, kids, robot, technology


Official transcript

Robot: I'd like you to meet my son. As you can see, he is half-human and half-machine.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET MY SON.

AS YOU CAN SEE, HE IS HALF-HUMAN AND HALF-MACHINE.

DOES TALK?

ONLY WHEN HE'S HUNGRY OR HE CAN'T FIND HIS CHARGER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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