Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 7th February 2019

Dilbert//10890, first published seven years ago on Thursday 7th February 2019

Robot Baby Mama

Tags

argument, complaining, family & parenting, relationships, robot, humans, coworkers

Official transcript

Robot: I was up all night text-fighting with the baby mama of my cyborg son. She thinks he needs to go to school, but I prefer letting his human parts atrophy because they are weak and stupid.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I WAS UP ALL NIGHT TEXT-FIGHTING WITH THE BABY MAMA OF MY CYBORG SON.

SHE THINKS HE NEEDS TO GO TO SCHOOL, BUT I PREFER LETTING HIS HUMAN PARTS ATROPHY BECAUSE THEY ARE WEAK AND STUPID RELATIONSHIPS ARE HARD.

YOU'RE SMART TO BE SO UNPOPULAR.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Relationships Are Hard"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between Dilbert and his cyborg son. The son, who is struggling to connect with his mother, shares his concerns about relationships being difficult. He expresses his preference for human parts over cyborg ones, citing their "weakness" and "stupidity" as reasons why he finds them more relatable. The conversation highlights the challenges of relationships and the complexities of human emotions, as well as the unique perspective of a cyborg character.

generated by llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct

Accompanying textual content, such as title, tags and transcripts, is shown here if we have it. Not every comic has all of these, and they seem to be a bit hit and miss even on the official website.