Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 7th February 2019

Dilbert//10890, first published seven years ago on Thursday 7th February 2019

Robot Baby Mama

Tags

argument, complaining, family & parenting, relationships, robot, humans, coworkers

Official transcript

Robot: I was up all night text-fighting with the baby mama of my cyborg son. She thinks he needs to go to school, but I prefer letting his human parts atrophy because they are weak and stupid.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I WAS UP ALL NIGHT TEXT-FIGHTING WITH THE BABY MAMA OF MY CYBORG SON.

SHE THINKS HE NEEDS TO GO TO SCHOOL, BUT I PREFER LETTING HIS HUMAN PARTS ATROPHY BECAUSE THEY ARE WEAK AND STUPID RELATIONSHIPS ARE HARD.

YOU'RE SMART TO BE SO UNPOPULAR.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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