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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 10th February 2019

Dilbert//10893, first published seven years ago on Sunday 10th February 2019


Tags

avoidance, irritation, lunch, office workers, relationships, coworkers


Official transcript

Tina: You should meet the new guy in marketing. You two would get along great. I'll set up a lunch.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

YOU SHOULD MEET THE NEW GUY IN MARKETING. YOU TWO WOULD GET ALONG GREAT.

I'LL SET UP A LUNCH.

WHY?

BECAUSE HE REMINDS ME OF YOU.

THAT ISN'T A REASON.

OKAY, HE IS FREE TOMORROW FOR LUNCH. I'LL TELL HIM TO MEET YOU IN THE LOBBY.

I STILL DON'T SEE WHY THE THREE OF US NEED TO GO TO LUNCH.

IT'S JUST THE TWO OF YOU. I'M BUSY TOMORROW.

I HEAR YOU'RE A LOT LIKE ME.

SADLY, YES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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