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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 11th February 2019

Dilbert//10894, first published seven years ago on Monday 11th February 2019

Co2 Scrubbers


Tags

boss, earth, inventions, office workers, plants, technology, humans


Official transcript

Boss: Dilbert, I want you to invent a device that can scrub 100% of the CO2 out of the air.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

, I WANT YOU TO INVENT A DEVICE THAT CAN SCRUB 100% OF THE CO2 OUT OF THE AIR.

100%? ? ?

THAT WOULD KILL EVERY PLANT IN THE WORLD.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT WOULD MEAN FOR HUMANS?

DOES THE ANSWER INVOLVE SALAD?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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