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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 13th February 2019

Dilbert//10896, first published seven years ago on Wednesday 13th February 2019

Lower The Price


Tags

boss, business, office, office workers, prices, negotiate


Official transcript

Dilbert: My boss will yell at me if I don't negotiate a lower price. What can you do for me?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

MY BOSS WILL YELL AT ME IF I DON'T NEGOTIATE A LOWER PRICE. WHAT CAN YOU DO FOR ME?

I LOWERED THE PRICE BY TEN PERCENT BEFORE I SHOWED IT TO YOU.

I HAVE NO WAY OF VERIFYING YOUR CLAIM.

NEITHER DOES YOUR BOSS.

PROBLEM SOLVED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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