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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 14th February 2019

Dilbert//10897, first published seven years ago on Thursday 14th February 2019

Small Managers


Tags

boss, business, computer software, engineering, frustration, office workers, sarcasm, clients


Official transcript

Boss: I told a customer we would make a small change to the software for them.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I TOLD A CUSTOMER WE WOULD MAKE A SMALL CHANGE TO THE SOFTWARE FOR THEM.

THERE ARE NO SMALL SOFTWARE CHANGES, ONLY SMALL MANAGERS.

DANG IT! WHY DOES THAT SOUND SO WISE!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Small Changes"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between a customer and two software managers. The customer requests a small change to the software, but the managers respond that there are no small software changes, only small managers. The customer is amused by this response and asks why that is so, to which the managers reply with a chuckle, implying that it is because they are wise.

Key Points:

  • A customer requests a small change to the software.
  • The software managers respond that there are no small software changes, only small managers.
  • The customer is amused by this response and asks why that is so.
  • The managers reply with a chuckle, implying that it is because they are wise.

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