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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 14th February 2019

Dilbert//10897, first published seven years ago on Thursday 14th February 2019

Small Managers


Tags

boss, business, computer software, engineering, frustration, office workers, sarcasm, clients


Official transcript

Boss: I told a customer we would make a small change to the software for them.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I TOLD A CUSTOMER WE WOULD MAKE A SMALL CHANGE TO THE SOFTWARE FOR THEM.

THERE ARE NO SMALL SOFTWARE CHANGES, ONLY SMALL MANAGERS.

DANG IT! WHY DOES THAT SOUND SO WISE!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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