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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 15th February 2019

Dilbert//10898, first published seven years ago on Friday 15th February 2019

Old Sayings


Tags

boss, email, insult, office, office workers, sarcasm, sayings


Official transcript

Dilbert: I discovered I can insult our boss if I make it sound like an old saying. He thinks all old sayings are wise.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I DISCOVERED I CAN INSULT OUR BOSS IF I MAKE IT SOUND LIKE AN OLD SAYING.

HE THINKS ALL OLD SAYINGS ARE WISE.

HERE HE COMES.

DID YOU READ MY EMAIL?

A MAN WHO SENDS EMAIL HAS NOTHING TO SAY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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