Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 17th February 2019
Dilbert//10900, first published seven years ago on Sunday 17th February 2019
Tags
distraction, exercise & fitness, frustration, lunch, office workers, time, walking, coworkers
Official transcript
Dilbert: Would you like to take a long walk with me at lunch to get some exercise?
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
WOULD YOU LIKE TO TAKE A LONG WALK WITH ME AT LUNCH TO GET SOME EXERCISE?
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!
OKAY, I'LL COME GET YOU AT NOON.
READY?
YES, I ONLY NEED TEN MINUTES TO FINISH THIS I ONLY HAVE AN HOUR FOR LUNCH, AND YOUR TEN MINUTES WILL TURN INTO TWENTY.
THAT'S OKAY BECAUSE I WORE HEELS TODAY AND I CAN'T WALK MORE THAN A BLOCK ANYWAY.
WHY DID YOU AGREE TO TAKE A LONG WALK IF YOU COULDN'T TAKE A LONG WALK?
BECAUSE I WAS PLANNING TO WALK TO THE STORE ON THE CORNER TO DO AN ERRAND ANYWAY.
YOU'VE RUINED MY WALK!
JUST GIVE ME FORTY MINUTES TO WRAP THIS UP.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "Walk This Way"
Summary:
- The comic strip features Dilbert and his coworker discussing their lunch break plans.
- Dilbert proposes taking a long walk to get some exercise, but his coworker is hesitant due to time constraints.
- The coworker suggests taking a shorter walk to the store corner instead, but Dilbert is adamant that he needs to finish his walk by a certain time.
- The conversation becomes increasingly absurd as Dilbert becomes more and more rigid about his walk, eventually resorting to ridiculous demands and threats.
- The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of being overly attached to a particular routine or activity, and the lengths to which people will go to maintain it.
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