Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 17th February 2019

Dilbert//10900, first published seven years ago on Sunday 17th February 2019

Tags

distraction, exercise & fitness, frustration, lunch, office workers, time, walking, coworkers

Official transcript

Dilbert: Would you like to take a long walk with me at lunch to get some exercise?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WOULD YOU LIKE TO TAKE A LONG WALK WITH ME AT LUNCH TO GET SOME EXERCISE?

THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!

OKAY, I'LL COME GET YOU AT NOON.

READY?

YES, I ONLY NEED TEN MINUTES TO FINISH THIS I ONLY HAVE AN HOUR FOR LUNCH, AND YOUR TEN MINUTES WILL TURN INTO TWENTY.

THAT'S OKAY BECAUSE I WORE HEELS TODAY AND I CAN'T WALK MORE THAN A BLOCK ANYWAY.

WHY DID YOU AGREE TO TAKE A LONG WALK IF YOU COULDN'T TAKE A LONG WALK?

BECAUSE I WAS PLANNING TO WALK TO THE STORE ON THE CORNER TO DO AN ERRAND ANYWAY.

YOU'VE RUINED MY WALK!

JUST GIVE ME FORTY MINUTES TO WRAP THIS UP.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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