Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 18th February 2019

Dilbert//10901, first published seven years ago on Monday 18th February 2019

Health Problems

Tags

age, complaining, health, office, office workers

Official transcript

Alice: Do me a favor and never put me on a project with people over the age of forty. They waste the first fifteen minutes of every meeting talking about their health problems.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DO ME A FAVOR AND NEVER PUT ME ON A PROJECT WITH PEOPLE OVER THE AGE OF FORTY.

THEY WASTE THE FIRST FIFTEEN MINUTES OF EVERY MEETING TALKING ABOUT THEIR HEALTH PROBLEMS.

DID YOU SAY SOMETHING? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER MY TINNITUS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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