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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 18th February 2019

Dilbert//10901, first published seven years ago on Monday 18th February 2019

Health Problems


Tags

age, complaining, health, office, office workers


Official transcript

Alice: Do me a favor and never put me on a project with people over the age of forty. They waste the first fifteen minutes of every meeting talking about their health problems.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DO ME A FAVOR AND NEVER PUT ME ON A PROJECT WITH PEOPLE OVER THE AGE OF FORTY.

THEY WASTE THE FIRST FIFTEEN MINUTES OF EVERY MEETING TALKING ABOUT THEIR HEALTH PROBLEMS.

DID YOU SAY SOMETHING? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER MY TINNITUS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Tinnitus Talk"

Summary:

The comic strip features a woman with a distinctive hairstyle and a coworker who has a hearing problem. The woman is frustrated with her coworker's constant talking about health issues, which she finds annoying. The coworker, however, is unaware of the woman's frustration and continues to discuss her tinnitus (ringing in the ears) at length.

Key Points:

  • The woman is annoyed by her coworker's constant talking about health issues.
  • The coworker is unaware of the woman's frustration and continues to discuss her tinnitus.
  • The comic strip highlights the challenges of communicating effectively in a workplace setting.

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