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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 20th February 2019

Dilbert//10903, first published seven years ago on Wednesday 20th February 2019

Adjust The Data


Tags

business ethics, engineering, managers & supervisors, office, research, tests, data


Official transcript

Dilbert: The test data doesn't support our plan.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THE TEST DATA DOESN'T SUPPORT OUR PLAN.

WE KNOW OUR PLAN IS BRILLIANT, SO JUST ADJUST THE DATA TO SUPPORT IT.

YOU MEAN FALSIFY THE DATA.

LET'S NOT GET HUNG UP ON THE DEFINITION OF THINGS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Falsifying Data"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 2019, features a conversation between two individuals in a meeting setting. The first person states, "THE TEST DATA DOESN'T SUPPORT OUR PLAN." The second person responds, "WE KNOW OUR PLAN IS BRILLIANT, SO JUST ADJUST THE DATA TO SUPPORT IT." The first person then says, "YOU MEAN FALSIFY THE DATA." The second person replies, "LET'S NOT GET HUNG UP ON THE DEFINITION OF THINGS."

Key Points:

  • The comic strip highlights the issue of data manipulation in business settings.
  • The first person emphasizes the importance of accurate data, while the second person suggests altering the data to support a preconceived plan.
  • The conversation raises questions about the ethics and integrity of data manipulation in business decisions.

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