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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 19th February 2019

Dilbert//10902, first published seven years ago on Tuesday 19th February 2019

Helping Ted


Tags

engineering, frustration, help, office, office workers


Official transcript

Boss: I need you to help Ted on his project. He seems to be struggling.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I NEED YOU TO HELP TED ON HIS PROJECT.

HE SEEMS TO BE STRUGGLING.

THAT WOULD DOOM TWO PROJECTS - MINE WOULD SUFFER FROM NEGLECT, AND TED WOULD RE-BUNGLE ANYTHING I FIX MAYBE TED CAN HELP YOU ON YOUR PROJECT.

GAAAAA!!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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