Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 19th February 2019

Dilbert//10902, first published seven years ago on Tuesday 19th February 2019

Helping Ted

Tags

engineering, frustration, help, office, office workers

Official transcript

Boss: I need you to help Ted on his project. He seems to be struggling.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NEED YOU TO HELP TED ON HIS PROJECT.

HE SEEMS TO BE STRUGGLING.

THAT WOULD DOOM TWO PROJECTS - MINE WOULD SUFFER FROM NEGLECT, AND TED WOULD RE-BUNGLE ANYTHING I FIX MAYBE TED CAN HELP YOU ON YOUR PROJECT.

GAAAAA!!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Ted to the Rescue"

Summary:

• The comic strip revolves around Ted, a character who is often depicted as a bumbling and incompetent individual.
• In this particular strip, Ted is approached by another character who is struggling with two projects that are in a state of disarray.
• The character asks Ted for help, but Ted's response is characteristic of his ineptitude: he suggests that the other character's problems would be resolved if they were to "doom two projects - mine would suffer from neglect, and Ted would re-bungle anything I fix."
• The character is left frustrated and exasperated by Ted's lack of help, and the strip ends with Ted's signature catchphrase: "GAAAAAA!!!"

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