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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 5th March 2019

Dilbert//10916, first published seven years ago on Tuesday 5th March 2019

Asok's Employee Engagement


Tags

employees, managers & supervisors, office workers, work, attitude, expectations


Official transcript

Boss: Asok, your employee engagement has been a bit soft this quarter. I expect a higher level of irrational enthusiasm for the endless string of thankless tasks you call your job.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

ASOK, YOUR EMPLOYEE ENGAGEMENT HAS BEEN A BIT SOFT THIS QUARTER.

I EXPECT A HIGHER LEVEL OF IRRATIONAL ENTHUSIASM FOR THE ENDLESS STRING OF THANKLESS TASKS YOU CALL YOUR JOB.

HOW'S THIS?

I ALSO WANT TO SEE AN UNNATURAL PREFERENCE FOR WORK OVER LEISURE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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