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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 5th March 2019

Dilbert//10916, first published seven years ago on Tuesday 5th March 2019

Asok's Employee Engagement


Tags

employees, managers & supervisors, office workers, work, attitude, expectations


Official transcript

Boss: Asok, your employee engagement has been a bit soft this quarter. I expect a higher level of irrational enthusiasm for the endless string of thankless tasks you call your job.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

ASOK, YOUR EMPLOYEE ENGAGEMENT HAS BEEN A BIT SOFT THIS QUARTER.

I EXPECT A HIGHER LEVEL OF IRRATIONAL ENTHUSIASM FOR THE ENDLESS STRING OF THANKLESS TASKS YOU CALL YOUR JOB.

HOW'S THIS?

I ALSO WANT TO SEE AN UNNATURAL PREFERENCE FOR WORK OVER LEISURE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Unnatural Preference for Work Over Leisure"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between two characters, Asok and Dilbert. Asok expresses his excitement about the upcoming quarter, expecting a higher level of engagement from his coworkers. Dilbert responds by asking how Asok's job is going, to which Asok reveals that he wants to see an unnatural preference for work over leisure. The conversation is humorous and satirical, poking fun at the idea of excessive enthusiasm in the workplace.

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