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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 6th March 2019

Dilbert//10917, first published seven years ago on Wednesday 6th March 2019

Employee Engagement Is Up


Tags

employees, managers & supervisors, obliviousness, questions, data, measurement


Official transcript

Boss: And I've improved employee engagement by nineteen percent.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

AND I'VE IMPROVED EMPLOYEE ENGAGEMENT BY NINETEEN PERCENT.

WHAT IS EMPLOYEE ENGAGEMENT?

IM NOT ENTIRELY SURE.

THEN HOW DO YOU MEASURE IT?

HONESTLY, I WASN'T EXPECTING A LOT OF QUESTIONS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Employee Engagement"

Summary:

The comic strip follows a conversation between a manager and an employee. The manager proudly announces that they have improved employee engagement by 19%. However, the employee is confused and asks what exactly "employee engagement" means. The manager responds that they are not entirely sure, but measures it by asking employees how they measure it.

The employee then asks how they measure it, and the manager responds that they don't expect a lot of questions. The employee is left puzzled, wondering how the manager can measure something without understanding what it means.

Key Points:

  • The manager claims to have improved employee engagement by 19%.
  • The employee is confused by the term "employee engagement" and asks for clarification.
  • The manager admits to not fully understanding the concept but continues to measure it.
  • The employee is left wondering how the manager can measure something without understanding its meaning.

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