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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 8th March 2019

Dilbert//10919, first published seven years ago on Friday 8th March 2019

My Last Company


Tags

criticism, employees, employment, office, office workers


Official transcript

Man: That's not the way we did it at my last company.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THAT'S NOT THE WAY WE DID IT AT MY LAST COMPANY.

NOW I HATE YOU AND I DONT WANT TO INTERACT WITH YOU IN ANY WAY IN THE FUTURE.

OKAY, THAT SOUNDS JUST LIKE MY LAST COMPANY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Perfect Exit"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and workplace frustrations, as he quits his job in a unique and humorous way. The story unfolds in three panels:

Panel 1: Dilbert's boss, a stereotypical corporate executive, asks him why he quit. Dilbert responds with a tongue-in-cheek remark, "That's not the way we did it at my last company." This line sets the tone for the rest of the strip, showcasing Dilbert's irreverent attitude towards authority.

Panel 2: The boss, seemingly oblivious to Dilbert's sarcasm, presses for an explanation. Dilbert delivers a scathing response, "Now I hate you and I don't want to interact with you in any way in the future." This panel highlights Dilbert's disdain for his former workplace and his desire to sever ties completely.

Panel 3: The boss, still clueless, asks Dilbert to leave the building. As Dilbert exits, he quips, "Okay, that sounds just like my last company." This final panel reinforces the idea that Dilbert's experience at this new company has been identical to his previous one, and he's had enough.

Overall:

"The Perfect Exit" is a humorous take on the common workplace scenario of quitting a job. Dilbert's witty remarks and sarcastic attitude make for an entertaining read, while the strip's commentary on corporate culture and employee dissatisfaction adds depth to the humor.

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