Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 7th March 2019
Dilbert//10918, first published seven years ago on Thursday 7th March 2019
Dogbert's Self Defense School
Tags
employees, enemies, murder, office workers, training, manipulation, defense
Official transcript
Dogbert: Welcome to Dogbert's school of unconventional self-defense. I'm handing out a list of my personal enemies. Your homework is to kill them before sunrise.
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
WELCOME TO DOGBERT'S SCHOOL OF UNCONVENTIONAL SELF-DEFENSE.
I'M HANDING OUT A LIST OF MY PERSONAL ENEMIES.
YOUR HOMEWORK IS TO KILL THEM BEFORE SUNRISE.
THAT ISN'T SELF- DEFENSE.
WOW. ALL YOU CAN THINK ABOUT IS YOU, YOU, YOU.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Title: "Unconventional Self-Defense"
Summary:
The comic strip features Dogbert, a white, bald, and bespectacled character, standing in front of a group of students. He introduces himself as the instructor of "Dogbert's School of Unconventional Self-Defense." The students are skeptical, but Dogbert assures them that his methods are effective.
Key Points:
- Dogbert's unconventional approach to self-defense
- The students' skepticism and hesitation
- Dogbert's confidence in his methods
- The humorous tone of the comic strip
Overall:
The comic strip pokes fun at traditional self-defense methods and the idea that there is only one way to learn how to protect oneself. It suggests that sometimes, it takes a bit of creativity and humor to approach problems in a new and effective way.
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