Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 7th March 2019

Dilbert//10918, first published seven years ago on Thursday 7th March 2019

Dogbert's Self Defense School

Tags

employees, enemies, murder, office workers, training, manipulation, defense

Official transcript

Dogbert: Welcome to Dogbert's school of unconventional self-defense. I'm handing out a list of my personal enemies. Your homework is to kill them before sunrise.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WELCOME TO DOGBERT'S SCHOOL OF UNCONVENTIONAL SELF-DEFENSE.

I'M HANDING OUT A LIST OF MY PERSONAL ENEMIES.

YOUR HOMEWORK IS TO KILL THEM BEFORE SUNRISE.

THAT ISN'T SELF- DEFENSE.

WOW. ALL YOU CAN THINK ABOUT IS YOU, YOU, YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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