Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 11th March 2019

Dilbert//10922, first published seven years ago on Monday 11th March 2019

Marketing Lies

Tags

dilbert, boss, headphones, competition, meeting, marketing, lies

Official transcript

Dilbert: Our new headphones product is better than the competition in every way.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR NEW HEADPHONES PRODUCT IS BETTER THAN THE COMPETITION IN EVERY WAY.

EXCELLENT. I'LL GET MARKETING INVOLVED TO TELL A BUNCH OF LIES ABOUT ALL OF THAT.

WHY WOULD THEY NEED TO LIE?

THEY'RE KIND OF SET IN THEIR WAYS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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