Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 12th March 2019

Dilbert//10923, first published seven years ago on Tuesday 12th March 2019

Best In The Industry

Tags

headphones, best, persuading, humor, confused, jokes

Official transcript

Dilbert: The headphones we make are the best in the industry.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MARKETING HELPS THE HEADPHONES WE MAKE ARE THE BEST IN THE INDUSTRY.

OUR MARKETING CAMPAIGN WILL FOCUS ON HOW THEY CURE BRAIN TUMORS AND RAISE YOUR IQ.

THEY DON'T DO ANY OF THAT.

THIS IS EXACTLY WHY WE DON'T LET ENGINEERS DO MARKETING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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