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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 12th March 2019

Dilbert//10923, first published seven years ago on Tuesday 12th March 2019

Best In The Industry


Tags

headphones, best, persuading, humor, confused, jokes


Official transcript

Dilbert: The headphones we make are the best in the industry.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

MARKETING HELPS THE HEADPHONES WE MAKE ARE THE BEST IN THE INDUSTRY.

OUR MARKETING CAMPAIGN WILL FOCUS ON HOW THEY CURE BRAIN TUMORS AND RAISE YOUR IQ.

THEY DON'T DO ANY OF THAT.

THIS IS EXACTLY WHY WE DON'T LET ENGINEERS DO MARKETING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Marketing Helps"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled, balding man with a red shirt, and a marketing executive, who is attempting to sell him a new product. The marketing executive claims that the headphones they make are the best in the industry and will cure brain tumors and raise IQs. Dilbert is skeptical and asks why they don't let engineers do marketing. The marketing executive responds that they don't do anything, implying that they are not capable of doing any real work.

Key Points:

  • The marketing executive is trying to sell Dilbert a product that is not effective.
  • Dilbert is skeptical of the marketing executive's claims.
  • The marketing executive is not capable of doing any real work.
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the idea that marketing executives are not competent and are only interested in making money.

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