Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 20th March 2019

Dilbert//10931, first published seven years ago on Wednesday 20th March 2019

Birds Cause Hurricanes

Tags

boss, ceo, research, nonsense, hurricans, birds, noted, polar bears, hate, snow

Official transcript

CEO: I don't know enough about climate change to sound smart when people talk about it.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DON'T KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE TO SOUND SMART WHEN PEOPLE TALK ABOUT IT.

TRY DOING YOUR OWN RESEARCH. THAT'S HOW I LEARNED THAT HURRICANES ARE CAUSED BY BIRDS.

WRITE THAT DOWN FOR ME.

AND DID YOU KNOW POLAR BEARS HATE SNOW?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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